Another Browns season in the books....12th straight losing campaign. The misery that started back in 1995 when Art (I'll piss on your grave) Modell sold out to Baltimore and sent us on a 20-year walk in the wilderness continues. I love the Browns like the kids on South Park love Mr. Hankey. They are a pile of shit but they're my pile of shit.
I didn't have overblown expectations this year like many out there. I knew they picked the wrong guy to coach. Greg Williams could have kept the egomaniacs and psychopaths in check. Phat Freddie didn't stand a chance. Why would you go with the guy that your rookie QB with a losing record his first season wanted?
Let's address Baker (Steve Napier Doppelganger) Mayfield. Fox joked that he had more commercials than wins. He was quick to throw the training staff and his defensive captain under the bus. Maybe marriage ruined him. As Mick in Rocky said "women ruin legs" his sure looked clumsier than last year.
OBJ? Get rid of him. Unlike the Warfields and the Slaughters, this guy couldn't get open when covered. Don't bitch about a sports hernia when you conduct your own pre-season workouts.
I've piled up my Browns gear and I'm ready to stick it in the top drawer (with my condoms). We'll be back to fret over it again in August. Maybe the 3rd decade is the charm.